Spell for guys who can't keep it in their pants
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2015 3:07 pm
This is a spell for guys who can't keep it in their pants.
Made 14th August, 2015, round 8:00 P.M.
I wrote it in poetic verse, because for me 'it's easier spake in rhyme'~
Basically, the idea of this spell doesn't ward away those 'unwanted suitors', but rather plays the role of Circe, that is to say, welcomes them in and 'captures' them. I don't have a 'method' for it, rather this is moreso a poem, so I would perhaps say this could be adapted to any such method as one sees fit.
Spell-verse
For all those who lay their eyes upon me,
Who dare wish to touch my body
They will not find the pleasure they seek,
As a cup never fully filled with drink.
Unquenched thirst,
A taste only brings mirth,
But [an] untouchable treasure may I be,
They all bow unto me.
High hopes for parched lips,
Find not cool [water] sips;
But sweet drink - not water found;
Drinking more they will only drown.
These are my enchantments!
Be it here known;
Those who wish to taste
Will be met with scorn.
The formatting on this editor took 5-ever, ohlordy lol so I know it could look a bit funky; just disregard that
Anyway, I hope you guys find it as humorous as I did and workable/useable at the same time, Hahaha.
Made 14th August, 2015, round 8:00 P.M.
I wrote it in poetic verse, because for me 'it's easier spake in rhyme'~
Basically, the idea of this spell doesn't ward away those 'unwanted suitors', but rather plays the role of Circe, that is to say, welcomes them in and 'captures' them. I don't have a 'method' for it, rather this is moreso a poem, so I would perhaps say this could be adapted to any such method as one sees fit.
Spell-verse
For all those who lay their eyes upon me,
Who dare wish to touch my body
They will not find the pleasure they seek,
As a cup never fully filled with drink.
Unquenched thirst,
A taste only brings mirth,
But [an] untouchable treasure may I be,
They all bow unto me.
High hopes for parched lips,
Find not cool [water] sips;
But sweet drink - not water found;
Drinking more they will only drown.
These are my enchantments!
Be it here known;
Those who wish to taste
Will be met with scorn.
The formatting on this editor took 5-ever, ohlordy lol so I know it could look a bit funky; just disregard that
Anyway, I hope you guys find it as humorous as I did and workable/useable at the same time, Hahaha.