Dear fellow Magicians and Sorcerers,
My birthday falls upon Easter sunday
this year of 2016. Please remember me
while you are consuming mass quantities of
food like belzar conehead (Saturday night live
television reference). My special request is
that the Spirits send me a smoking hot woman
or if that woman is unavailable, then please
send me a chocolate rabbit with big ears.
I love Easter even more than Christmas.
Because my late father would always hide
some chocolate rabbits for me. But my
father would often munch the chocolate
ears off of one of the rabbits. I wish all of
my hommies the very best. Respect.