Spell for guys who can't keep it in their pants

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Spell for guys who can't keep it in their pants

Post#1 » Sat Aug 15, 2015 3:07 pm

This is a spell for guys who can't keep it in their pants.
Made 14th August, 2015, round 8:00 P.M.

I wrote it in poetic verse, because for me 'it's easier spake in rhyme'~

Basically, the idea of this spell doesn't ward away those 'unwanted suitors', but rather plays the role of Circe, that is to say, welcomes them in and 'captures' them. I don't have a 'method' for it, rather this is moreso a poem, so I would perhaps say this could be adapted to any such method as one sees fit.

Spell-verse

For all those who lay their eyes upon me,
Who dare wish to touch my body
They will not find the pleasure they seek,
As a cup never fully filled with drink.

Unquenched thirst,
A taste only brings mirth,
But [an] untouchable treasure may I be,
They all bow unto me.

High hopes for parched lips,
Find not cool [water] sips;
But sweet drink - not water found;
Drinking more they will only drown.

These are my enchantments!
Be it here known;
Those who wish to taste
Will be met with scorn.

The formatting on this editor took 5-ever, ohlordy lol so I know it could look a bit funky; just disregard that :P

Anyway, I hope you guys find it as humorous as I did and workable/useable at the same time, Hahaha.
Last edited by Feywer96 on Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:22 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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